Sleep hard. @thedudebrah #hungover #loser (at Emerald city )

Sleep hard. @thedudebrah #hungover #loser (at Emerald city )


branfan500:

westernkanye:

my voice is girly when I talk to strangers but when I’m with friends I turn into morgan freeman

Man this post is too accurate for words

(via sweetstarlighht)




qcknd:

Bye bye phl. ✌

puuuurfect baby babe

qcknd:

Bye bye phl. ✌

puuuurfect baby babe


noelanthony:

My first instinct when I see an animal is to say “hello”.

My first instinct when I see a person is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away.

(via peteosaurus)



Spicy and sweet sunday Dorachos™  with @thedudebrah

Spicy and sweet sunday Dorachos™ with @thedudebrah


*Beep beep* get in loser we’re going shopping. #meanturtles

*Beep beep* get in loser we’re going shopping. #meanturtles


I like your jacket but I have a ‘cooler jacket’ 
I am the funniest person. (at Wawa)

I like your jacket but I have a ‘cooler jacket’
I am the funniest person. (at Wawa)


qcknd:

when dudes compliment my ‘shorts’ like they’re being slick or something. i know what you’re getting at. my shorts are faded and gross and don’t look at me and fuck you. 


MODIFIED AND EMPLOYED

(via qcknd)


I wonder if you know yet that you’ll leave me. That you
are a child playing with matches and I have a paper body.
You will meet a girl with a softer voice and stronger arms and she
will not have violent secrets or an affection for red wine or eyes
that never stay dry. You will fall into her bed and I’ll go back
to spending Friday nights with boys who never learn my last name.

I have chased off every fool who has tried to sleep beside me
You think it’s romantic to fuck the girl who writes poems about you.
You think I’ll understand your sadness because I live inside my own.
But I will show up at your door at 2 am, wild-eyed and sleepless.
and try and find some semblance of peace in your breastbone
and you will not let me in. You will tell me to go home.